Wednesday, 30 December 2015

Testing123!

Testing123!... End-Test!

Saturday, 26 December 2015

Not everything we believe is fake however ...

... just sadly most of it! From the bottom (where I sorta am now) to the top (where I sorta used to be pre millennium 3)!

During the year I saw very little evidence of anyone actually listening to what Jesus the awesome dude had to say whilst he was alive! Many Christians r just too busy at Xmas to listen to Jesus whilst making a big deal about what a beautiful baby he was at birth and by Easter time will be making a big deal about what a beautiful corpse he was b4 he bounced back into the sky!

Meanwhile Jesus the Dude before he was turned into Christ the Myth said some really good s**t the primary example being:  'Love Go(o)d and love thy neighbour as thyself!!!' which is the golden sociological rule of any non nihilistic society I hope and sometimes pray!

Tuesday, 22 December 2015

Gunfight at Damndedstone... An Eastern kinda Western plot!

The big ranchers don't like Sheriff Abad of Damnedstone having heard thru their grapevine that many citizens from the local town many of whom were Uncle Sam's cousins were massacred by the sheriff!

Uncle Sam is the largest rancher in town and is in the saloon talking to a gathering of a handful of other large ranchers (Pierre, Tommy and Fritz)and their assembled many many gun-slinging cowboys! Uncle Sam sez: 'I am gonna lynch that murderous bastard just like I lynched the other 2 (sheriffs of the 2 nearby towns) murderous mutants... Damnedstone might end up run by the slaughtering banditos just like Dodgybad and Trippedless did when we lynched their murdering sheriffs and many more will die but I don't give a good goddamn coz back then he knew that he was killing friends of mine so he should now know that he is the walking dead ... This here is lynching country not scalping country and I am gonna keep it that way even if I am the last man jack left standing' ... This gets a large response of 'Yeehaw yippee-i-o-kiy-yea' etc and they drink a lot of whisky whilst wondering how to lynch the sheriff of Damndedstone without leaving any evidence coz ...

Uncle Sam has been waging a very slow war of attrition on Sheriff Abad of Damndedstone by just taking occasional pot shots at the banditos occasionally whilst praying that the banditos get to the sheriff b4 the citizens demand that Uncle Sam lynch the banditos and actually finish the murderous mutants off which he doesn't want to so just yet coz ...

The eastern farmers union have noticed what the western lynching ranchers n cowboys r up to! They r none too sure about the sheriffs past but they know that any sheriff is better than a dead sheriff and and know that if they wait for Uncle Sam to stop sulking slowly then the sheriff will be dead and uncle Sam will own everything once the slaughtering banditos have moved in and killed everyone in Damndedstone starting with women and children so ...

When Sheriff Abad invites the farmers union to defend Damndedstone from chaos and annihilation by really attacking El banditos rather than waiting for Uncle Sam who is just taking potshots at El banditos and waiting for them to lynch the sheriff they respond so effectively on a budget of ploughshares and bread that they embarrass getting nowhere loads of lolly Uncle Sam into obeying the law briefly coz ...

Everyone is starting to work out that Uncle Sam really doesn't mind everybody being killed slowly as long as he owns everything in the end!?

... The End but hopefully not for everyone!

Tune in next week for the next episode of the siege of damnation ... Will uncle Sam lynch the sheriff ... Will the farmers union arrest Uncle Sam with the help of the cowardly UN-Rangers ... Can the farmers union finish off El banditos on their own while the ranchers n gunslingers polish their guns or will everyone eventually lynch everyone ... Who knows who cares who can tell? ...um!

BTW 'Damndedstone' is half Damascus and half Tombstone, 'Dodgybad' is half Dodge half Baghdad and 'Trippedless' is mostly Tripoli ... And any correlation between this fictional cowboy story and the sad reality in Syria, Iraq and Libya is purely farcical but entirely not funny coz the 'joke' is at our expense! :) :(

Monday, 14 December 2015

Testing123@321gnitseT

Testing123@321gnitseT ... The above meaningless gobbledygook is merely a hopefully unique search string which I will hopefully find Google ranked zero in a test Google search to see is anyone getting my ramblings! Hehe!